In honour of the return of X-Files tonight!!!
Hide yo’ purses, hide yo’ wallets…it’s that time of year again. The PATH sidewalk sales!
It’s the worst. It’s impossible to avoid, because it’s too cold to walk outside. The only way to get from my workplace to the subway is to navigate through throngs of people who walk too slow, suits who talk too loud, and tables crowded with things 50% off.
I need to wear blinders, need to shield myself from the mountains of shoes, scented lotions, bins of bling, and the NEON GREEN SHOES.
DID YOU SAY NEON GREEN SHOES?
FML. I caved.
Let’s all hope I’m still employed by the spring…