Let’s pretend we’re on an awkward first date.
Who the heck are you?: I am Zoriana.
Nice name. Where you named after someone?: Yes, my mom’s pen-name while writing for a college newspaper.
Where are you from?: The Six.
What are you passionate about?: Writing, cats, and beer.
Favourite novel?: Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris.
Describe yourself in one word: Weird.
Why do you read?: To escape reality.
Morning or night person?: Both, actually. Nothing beats a 5 a.m. jog and nothing beats binge-watching Netflix until 2 a.m. It’s the afternoons that I hate. Usually around 2-3 p.m. is when I am desperate for a good nap.
Favourite food?: PICKLES!!!
Do you collect anything?: Modcloth dresses.
Why do you write?: To escape reality.
What is usually your first thought when you wake up?: Which creative TTC delay will I have to endure today?
Celebrity Crush?: Sterling Archer
Computer/video game addiction?: TETRIS!
If you won the lotto, what would you spend it on?: Pay off my bills, buy an island and adopt all the sad and lonely cats. Wake up every day and play with cats. And write, of course.
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?: What creative TTC delay will I have to endure tomorrow?
Can I eat your fries?: Yep. I ordered deep fried pickles, where are they?!